Added 21 January 2016
If I become an old, crotchety grump
Complaining Bewailing
If no answer is up to snuff
Displeasing Disturbing
Throw me in the trunk
Kicking Screaming
And drive me to a desert chunk
Unblinking unbending
Leave me out there
Justly Peacefully
Where I will wander
Mumbling Bedamning
Until the desert cures me
Helping Healing
Or the desert kills me
Truly Duly
Leave me in the desert
and save me,
one way or the other.
Written 3 July 2013